May 15, 2024

BOOYAH: Homecoming: consider our ego inflated

Before we get into the important stuff, a couple orders of business need to be addressed. First, because we’ve never fully heard any pep rally we’ve ever been to, we’re laying down a new law of nature. It’s called Booyah’s Law, and it says that no microphone will ever be fully functional when ASB actually needs to use it.

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Secondly, we’re going to eat our words for the first and last time right now when we say we misunderestimated the Marching Band’s theme. Bands don’t just win Sweepstakes for nothing, and our Marching Band has some serious talent. Ladies and gentlemen, “Coastal Waters” is wet.

Now, on to what we really want to gloat about: the fact that one of our own, Jason Boxer, is Costa’s 2010 Homecoming King. We were going to use this space to reprint his resume in full because we heard that there is going to be a test on it at the next Club Council meeting, but we figured the speeches at the game were enough to have all of them memorized already.

In case you haven’t seen the court’s full Homecoming video, it exists in its full comedic glory online at www.mustangmorningnews.com. Did you get that? It’s www.mustangmorningnews.com. If you haven’t heard by now, the website is redesigned and it even has a blog!

We’d like to see the Mustang Morning News expand programming on the back of its Homecoming video into more feature entertainment. Imagine the possibilities: live “Unplugged” sessions with Truckstop, “Extreme Makeover: Classroom Edition,” “The Attendance Office,” the list goes on and on.

In other news, we’re really excited for Savannah Pio and Shane Sisson to star in “V for Vendetta 2: Teach Me How to Dougie,” coming soon to a theater near you. If we had to guess at the plot, we’d say it has something to do with oppressing England with dancing and gangsta haircuts. Supposedly, Natalie Portman is upping the ante and getting steps this time.

In all seriousness, we’d like to congratulate the whole court on an awesome week of spirit, despite the rain. In addition, the guest appearance in the pep rally by Truckstop frontman Ben Dale as the anchor of the faculty relay team brought the festivities to a downright inspirational conclusion. And yes, Ms. Chen, your drill team outfit was cool too.

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