sports column

Before we get into the important stuff, a couple orders of business need to be addressed. First, because we’ve never fully heard any pep rally we’ve ever been to, we’re laying down a new law of nature. It’s called Booyah’s Law, and it says that no microphone will ever be fully functional when ASB actually needs to use it. […]

Mira Costa football has been doing an admirable job this year, considering their competition and the turnover from last year’s lineup. However, we think a more, let’s say, stimulating halftime spectacle is in order to get them psyched for this season. […]